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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Can a nine iron? No, but a tucan.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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