What's red and invisible? We don't know that it's red.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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Cancer

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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