Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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Woman's Rights

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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