whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Two Irish men walks out of a bar

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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TELL

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Anti Joke

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