Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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a woman leaves the kitchen.......

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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