- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

what did the shark do when he died.....

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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