Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

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Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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men's rights.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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I am a nigger.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Anti Joke

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