Ju... Just why?

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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whos the bitch now!?! you are.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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The Detroit Lions

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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