whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

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What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Why did the yeti make an omlette? To practise making omlettes.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

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