Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

baby seal walks into a club

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

knock knock who's there your family just died your family just died who? -.-

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

hi mom

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Santa isn't real

A man walks into a bar.....OW!

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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