Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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There was a man that invited his uncle, his uncle his uncle his uncle, his uncle and his uncle spidey to a party. He was really dissapointed when he realized that not only was his invitation full of typos, but that he invited Peter Parker twice and forgot to invite spiderman.

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

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