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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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