A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

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A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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this is not a joke. jks

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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