- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why did the dog eat poop?

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What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Welcome to die!

Me: You know what's funnier than 24. Friend: 25? Me: No, 9/11

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

(for comedians) I went to a coffee shop the other day. I ordered a coffee then sat down. Behind me there were two people talking. I didn't eves drop because it's impolite so I drank my coffee and left.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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