- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

men's rights.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

I am a nigger.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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