Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

why was the man sad? his wife died

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you get pikachu on a bus? Rape his wife and point a gun to his head and tell him that he'd better get on the damn bus before you shoot him. Btw sorry if I just double posted. I am on an iPad at school.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

i have yougurt with tractor

every cloud has a silver lining

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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