What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

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Look whos talking Matt Critchley

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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more chocolate?

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a horse walks into a blender ow

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refridgrator

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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