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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

What'sucks and white Jackson

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

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