- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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a man is running away

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Your future.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

an athiest walks into a church

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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