- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

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