A homosexual walks into a church

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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pickle sniffer

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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