I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Penisland

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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