"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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Why did the kid get out of school at twelve? He left early with a stomach ache

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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This one sucks!

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Womens rights

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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I just found out i have cancer.

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