Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Ju... Just why?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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