- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

UNICORNZ R PURPUL

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

I LIKE TRAINS

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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