Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

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tims sty:)

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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i have to pee out my ass.

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This one sucks!

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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