- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why did the woman start crying? She didn't have woman's rights... That's right, get back in the kitchen

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

what did the man with no arm get for Christmas? A rowboat

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

My Nan, that is all.

politically correct!

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

What's the difference between Hitler and Stalin? Nothing because pineapples aren't vegetables.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

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