- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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