Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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Why did the Gazelle run away. Because a lion was nearby and as we all know, nature called for the lion to be a carnivore, so the gazelle is in danger of being consumed by the lion.

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Why does Santa Clause not have children? Because he only "comes" once a year

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i have to pee out my ass.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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The person below me is weird.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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