Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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Knock knock. Racism.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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Spinabifita

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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Compton

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Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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Tic tac toe. You were adopted.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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