Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What's funnier than 24? 25

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

Penis

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

civil rights

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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