- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

I LIKE TRAINS

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Yo mamma's so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch. :) By Drew Bolton

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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