- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

Dave and Tim walk into a bar. The bartender says to Dave: "What'll it be?" Dave is black.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

every cloud has a silver lining

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

men's rights.

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Prostitution is bad.......

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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