What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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