- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

im a dragon, no im not

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Jacob Edwards has friends

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

I just can't stand sitting down!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Cripples are lame.

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