- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Penis

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Autism speaks but not really

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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