- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Jacob Edwards has friends

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

im a dragon, no im not

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

I just can't stand sitting down!

What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

Cripples are lame.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

knock knock who's there no one

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