- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

charlie sheen losing

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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