womens rights

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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