An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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