A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Canadians

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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