- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Rick santorum

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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