- Anti Joke

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Knock knock Come in

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.