- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

an athiest walks into a church

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

Knock, knock ... ... No one answers the door because knocks produce a quieter sound than a doorbell and the residents of the house are upstairs watching a movie.

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