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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What is a chair?

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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