Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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yes... that's the joke

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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womens rights

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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