- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

whats 2 + 2? a black guy flying a kite

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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