- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."