how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

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cliché rebecca black joke.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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