- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

^that joke a piece of shit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

yo mamma is so stupid she failed high school

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