- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

children burning

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

Your future.

a man is running away

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