- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Homosexuals are gay.

Chicken penis.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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