- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

A mans opinion.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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