- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

I pooped.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

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