knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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I have a gay camel

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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