- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

These Jokes suck.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear? A gorilla with with a banana in each ear? Unless it has a name, then refer to it by it's name. be polite.

What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

leon harney ya pikey

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

i dont like chris

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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