- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats 2+2? 4

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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