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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

Why did i write this? I was bored

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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