Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Canadians

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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