- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

Yes.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

Want to get shot? Go to Virginia Tech. Too Soon?

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

A midget walks under a bar

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Who has killed more people than Jeffrey Dahmer, John Wayne Gacy, and Jack Kevorkian combined? Mr. Rogers

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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