- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Kathy Griffin.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

OBAMA and the DEMOCRATS

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Women's sports.

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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