whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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